I've been listening to EVERY SINGLE ONE of my chinese colleagues coming past my desk and saying what I'm eating
"Oh... subway"
"sandwhich"
"you're eating subway"
"a subway sandwhich"
YES I KNOW WHAT I'M f-ing EATING I BOUGHT THE f-er, WHY IS IT NESCESSARY TO VERBALISE EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SEE ME DOING
"Hui lai le."
"Come back from lunch"
"Return"
"Ni hao, hui lai le"
Infuriating.
Headphones are acting up, so not listening to any music atm. However the tune of the moment is definitely Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Noisia Remix) absolutely f-ing nasty tune, needs to be played loud! Never thought i'd actually like an 80's tune, but this remix is f-ing crazy!
right now i'm listening to the last xiu xiu album, it's called 'boy soprano'. i have it turned up really loud as to drown out irritating, high pitched shrill female voices in my office.
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i made that for my dumb blog a few days ago so....
do you use last.fm? mine isn't working properly right now for some reason...
If my boss wasn't just behind me sitting in same office as me, i'd probably listen (again) to Richie Heavens' Freedom improvisation at woodstock festival, which is pretty rare (actually played once in history ) but still so extraordinary.
Finally managed to find it on radioblogclub, unfortunately the quality is pretty bad. You also can check it in the three DVD boxset Woodstock Diaries.
I dont know how come the guy never went famous cause he's really talented.
Basic rule about business in China : at first, laowai has the money and the chinese has the market knowledge ; then the chinese has the money and laowai the market knowledge
Lately: Rise Against, old Metallica, Eazy E, Erik B and Rakim, .....I'm always listening to NOFX and The Ramones too...The Misfits...Mp3 files of fart noises...
Will Ferrell audio clips from Saturday Night Live....Bill Cosby stand-up, audio books....
I like very few new bands or artists.
I want to vomit everytime I hear Usher, R. Kelly, Babyface or those brit wankers g. gates and r. williams....tossers...same to westlife....shoot those guys somebody.
I've been listening to EVERY SINGLE ONE of my chinese colleagues coming past my desk and saying what I'm eating
"Oh... subway"
"sandwhich"
"you're eating subway"
"a subway sandwhich"
YES I KNOW WHAT I'M f***ing EATING I BOUGHT THE f-er, WHY IS IT NESCESSARY TO VERBALISE EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SEE ME DOING
"Hui lai le."
"Come back from lunch"
"Return"
"Ni hao, hui lai le"
Infuriating.
ha ha ha... lol!
i know how you feel I go through the same sh*t a hundred times a day.. in an office full of girls! chinese are the kings and queens of stating the obvious!
get in in the morning "zao, waimian leng ma? "
every friggin day 10 minutes of talking about how cold it is! of course its cold its Beijing winter!
lunch time "chishenma?" "aiya, chi sanmingzhi!" "chi zhege gou ma?" "surely that sandwhich cant be enough for a big laowai like you!" "here eat my apple" "here have some cookies"
"you know you should loose some weight you would be very pretty if your face wasnt like a moon" "would you like some bread?"
STFU!
but they getting used to my hostile responses so now rather than speak directly to me they just talk about what im eating amongst themselves.
other than that.. im listening to Australian radio stations online but the reception is bad and keeps going into Buffering mode! ggrrrr
sinolink, sinister dexter -- i work in an office with predominantly chinese/koreans... i know exactly how you feel. it's ALL DAY LONG, man.
"aren't you cold?"
"you look cold."
"why don't you wear my jacket?"
"where is your jacket?"
"have you eaten?"
"will you eat?"
"what will you eat?"
"when will you eat?"
"is your food ok?"
"was your food good?"
"are you full?"
"eat more if you're not full!"
"shouldn't eat so much if you're so full!"
etc etc etc
also, the cleaning ladies on my floor are always around, smiling or hanging out or cleaning or whatever. the other day they laughed at me (LAUGHED AT ME) for washing my hands so thoroughly after eating a messy lunch. read that sentence again. yeah, i know. "haha, look at that silly foreign girl, she's washing her hands like she's afraid of germs or something. loser!"
@ Jenn at least there are other westerners in your office, in fact the whole of hua li is full of westerners on every floor (am i beggining to scare you yet? LOL) you can just chill in your corner desk and hope no one disturbs you; here i'm the only westerner and i get treated accordingly, there's no other laowai who work in this office block so i get people from other companys come to stare at me and see what the laowai is doing (i often feel like i'm on the discovery channel "Now watch as the adult male waiguoren chews his food with his mouth shut, he also manages not to spill anything. A fascinating beast, not much is known about the Common Laowai, but we're sure his diet consists exclusively of gongbaojiding and Mai Dun Lao"). The amount of times i turn down random pieces of pickled fruit/dried-glazed-meat from my "co-workers" is ridiculous "But you should eat something, last month you catch-a-cold, i'm worry about you" I really hate people trying to mother me, my own mother never did lol, and it's just not something i need in life, just turns out to be a little patronising.
"Ke ai laowai, ke ai lao wai, you like my new Kittie mao pencil case? think it's cute?"
For me, I am listening to everyday is an ugly bitch in my office:" Make more phone calls, we are a consulting company, our office shouldn't be that quiet."
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability!
@ Jenn at least there are other westerners in your office, in fact the whole of hua li is full of westerners on every floor (am i beggining to scare you yet? LOL) you can just chill in your corner desk and hope no one disturbs you....
ha! shows how much you know. i DO NOT work at hua li, altho i have been known to show my face there on the odd occasion.
in any case, sir, i think your super ninja detective skills are getting you in trouble. stop it and be content to let your smug "i know all" feelings stew gently & quietly inside, how about?!
also, PM me immediately and reveal your sources. i'm doing my own detective work currently on YOU, sir, rest assured.
Well, I am not listening to anything now, but thanks to that World Aids Day at Kokomo thread, I have that damn Beach Boys song stuck in my head. Torture.
It is estimated that 17 new species of rainforest dwelling animal will be found amidst my chest hair during 2007. Yet little hope remains for the Ukranian expedition team who were lost somewhere around my left areola during march last year, their tragic loss of life serves as a reminder to all of the dangers that lie within my manly breast jungle.
@ jenn i'm gonna find out who ratted me out, you mark my words!
B just shows up as a red X for me! That Tom Selleck one is HEAVY though, wanna use that for my avatar, don't suppose you'd be so kind as to resize it for me, my work PC wont allow me to do anything that complicated!
Sinister Dexter
Re: What are you listening to now?
I've been listening to EVERY SINGLE ONE of my chinese colleagues coming past my desk and saying what I'm eating
"Oh... subway"
"sandwhich"
"you're eating subway"
"a subway sandwhich"
YES I KNOW WHAT I'M f-ing EATING I BOUGHT THE f-er, WHY IS IT NESCESSARY TO VERBALISE EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SEE ME DOING
"Hui lai le."
"Come back from lunch"
"Return"
"Ni hao, hui lai le"
Infuriating.
Headphones are acting up, so not listening to any music atm. However the tune of the moment is definitely Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Noisia Remix) absolutely f-ing nasty tune, needs to be played loud! Never thought i'd actually like an 80's tune, but this remix is f-ing crazy!
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jennwong
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right now i'm listening to the last xiu xiu album, it's called 'boy soprano'. i have it turned up really loud as to drown out irritating, high pitched shrill female voices in my office.
i made that for my dumb blog a few days ago so....
do you use last.fm? mine isn't working properly right now for some reason...
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about2travel
Re: What are you listening to now?
If my boss wasn't just behind me sitting in same office as me, i'd probably listen (again) to Richie Heavens' Freedom improvisation at woodstock festival, which is pretty rare (actually played once in history
) but still so extraordinary.
Finally managed to find it on radioblogclub, unfortunately the quality is pretty bad. You also can check it in the three DVD boxset Woodstock Diaries.
I dont know how come the guy never went famous cause he's really talented.
Basic rule about business in China : at first, laowai has the money and the chinese has the market knowledge ; then the chinese has the money and laowai the market knowledge
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Herbie
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Dj Fresh "The Immortal"
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alex the droog
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Rise by P.I.L. Itunes on shuffle!
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herojuana
Re: What are you listening to now?
This minute: Bad Religion
Lately: Rise Against, old Metallica, Eazy E, Erik B and Rakim, .....I'm always listening to NOFX and The Ramones too...The Misfits...Mp3 files of fart noises...
Will Ferrell audio clips from Saturday Night Live....Bill Cosby stand-up, audio books....
I like very few new bands or artists.
I want to vomit everytime I hear Usher, R. Kelly, Babyface or those brit wankers g. gates and r. williams....tossers...same to westlife....shoot those guys somebody.
Satan's Kingdom has fallen!
Harold is dead! Long live Harold!
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Herbie
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Ryuichi Sakamoto "Merry christmas Mr Lawrence" 8-)
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SINO
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ha ha ha... lol!
i know how you feel I go through the same sh*t a hundred times a day.. in an office full of girls! chinese are the kings and queens of stating the obvious!
get in in the morning "zao, waimian leng ma? "
every friggin day 10 minutes of talking about how cold it is! of course its cold its Beijing winter!
lunch time "chishenma?" "aiya, chi sanmingzhi!" "chi zhege gou ma?" "surely that sandwhich cant be enough for a big laowai like you!" "here eat my apple" "here have some cookies"
"you know you should loose some weight you would be very pretty if your face wasnt like a moon" "would you like some bread?"
STFU!
but they getting used to my hostile responses so now rather than speak directly to me they just talk about what im eating amongst themselves.
other than that.. im listening to Australian radio stations online but the reception is bad and keeps going into Buffering mode! ggrrrr
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jennwong
Re: What are you listening to now?
sinolink, sinister dexter -- i work in an office with predominantly chinese/koreans... i know exactly how you feel. it's ALL DAY LONG, man.
"aren't you cold?"
"you look cold."
"why don't you wear my jacket?"
"where is your jacket?"
"have you eaten?"
"will you eat?"
"what will you eat?"
"when will you eat?"
"is your food ok?"
"was your food good?"
"are you full?"
"eat more if you're not full!"
"shouldn't eat so much if you're so full!"
etc etc etc
also, the cleaning ladies on my floor are always around, smiling or hanging out or cleaning or whatever. the other day they laughed at me (LAUGHED AT ME) for washing my hands so thoroughly after eating a messy lunch. read that sentence again. yeah, i know. "haha, look at that silly foreign girl, she's washing her hands like she's afraid of germs or something. loser!"
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Buford
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WEEKLY:
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Sinister Dexter
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@ Jenn at least there are other westerners in your office, in fact the whole of hua li is full of westerners on every floor (am i beggining to scare you yet? LOL) you can just chill in your corner desk and hope no one disturbs you; here i'm the only westerner and i get treated accordingly, there's no other laowai who work in this office block so i get people from other companys come to stare at me and see what the laowai is doing (i often feel like i'm on the discovery channel "Now watch as the adult male waiguoren chews his food with his mouth shut, he also manages not to spill anything. A fascinating beast, not much is known about the Common Laowai, but we're sure his diet consists exclusively of gongbaojiding and Mai Dun Lao"). The amount of times i turn down random pieces of pickled fruit/dried-glazed-meat from my "co-workers" is ridiculous "But you should eat something, last month you catch-a-cold, i'm worry about you" I really hate people trying to mother me, my own mother never did lol, and it's just not something i need in life, just turns out to be a little patronising.
"Ke ai laowai, ke ai lao wai, you like my new Kittie mao pencil case? think it's cute?"
No, f*** off. You're 32, grow up for christ sake.
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SINO
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my 35 year old collegue just got a pink hello kitty cell phone. im now listening to its ring tones!!!!!!!!!!!
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silentcat
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For me, I am listening to everyday is an ugly bitch in my office:" Make more phone calls, we are a consulting company, our office shouldn't be that quiet."
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability!
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alex the droog
Re: What are you listening to now?
Hear hear! But there is a lot of decent new stuff out there. I'll post a list when i can be arsed.
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Buford
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Oh, and the strangled-baby noises of my cat in heat.
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jennwong
Re: What are you listening to now?
ha! shows how much you know. i DO NOT work at hua li, altho i have been known to show my face there on the odd occasion.
in any case, sir, i think your super ninja detective skills are getting you in trouble. stop it and be content to let your smug "i know all" feelings stew gently & quietly inside, how about?!
also, PM me immediately and reveal your sources. i'm doing my own detective work currently on YOU, sir, rest assured.
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Yan Xishan
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Well, I am not listening to anything now, but thanks to that World Aids Day at Kokomo thread, I have that damn Beach Boys song stuck in my head. Torture.
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Sinister Dexter
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@ jenn most people on this forum seem to guess who i am without it needing to be revealed by PM, shouldn't be too hard figuring it out.
Anyway, have managed to get some working headphones and am now listening to
Brookes Brothers - Mistakes - awesome tune!
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jennwong
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why don't you just hurry up & answer the text message i just sent to your phone, how about?
also right now i'm listening to the new joanna newsom record "ys", its pretty breathtaking!
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littlewing
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just look for the tufts of chest hair!
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Sinister Dexter
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It is estimated that 17 new species of rainforest dwelling animal will be found amidst my chest hair during 2007. Yet little hope remains for the Ukranian expedition team who were lost somewhere around my left areola during march last year, their tragic loss of life serves as a reminder to all of the dangers that lie within my manly breast jungle.
@ jenn i'm gonna find out who ratted me out, you mark my words!
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jennwong
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my sources are more solid than ... um, i don't know what.
but don't you worry, i have more than a few sources feeding me prized information. shoe size, preferred bars, most worn, favorite hat, etc.
does your chest look more like :
a:
b:
c:
i'm betting on option B, but don't worry about answering truthfully, i'll find out someway or another anyways.
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Yan Xishan
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I am listening to this cool US duo called Prussian Blue. Sinister Dexter recommended them to me.
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Sinister Dexter
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B just shows up as a red X for me! That Tom Selleck one is HEAVY though, wanna use that for my avatar, don't suppose you'd be so kind as to resize it for me, my work PC wont allow me to do anything that complicated!
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jennwong
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http://static.flickr.com/106/313794183_bbe8e34481.jpg
copy & paste that into the bar that says you can upload a picture via web address or whatever...
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Yan Xishan
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www.imageshack.us is a good place to resize photos for avatars
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littlewing
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gasp! hello C!!
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Sinister Dexter
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BUFFNESS 8-)
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misterzeero
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Sinik - Autodestruction
...for those who have a pretty decent french lvl this is a song they should download...
the piano sample is hypnotic , the lyrics are extremely strong and captivating...
"ne dis jamais que le rap est mort, specialement si je respire encore"
SECTION NINE !!! PO !!!
...
but most of the time im between frank sinatra and r.kelly...
Im so Pro at Tekken !
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